Cara posted;
After sunning ourselves on some rocks Curtis was super keen to jump into the crystle clear waters of the Agean. Luckily in Istanbul Curtis bought us mariners (euro-trash looking shoes used on the rocks and pebble beaches across europe), and so looking the part we started to scale the rocks. Arriving on the edge of the rocks I started to freak out (thank you mum for scaring us as children about going in over our knees) about what exactly was in the water - sharks, swordfish, spiky things that kill you? At this stage Curtis had cannonballed the water scaring everything within a 3km radias, I was still clinging to a rock looking like an obese cat in a bikini wearing hidious pink mariners! This was how the conversation went;
Curtis: Get in the water!
Cara: I can't do it.
Curtis GET IN THE WATER CARA
Cara: Nope, I just can't.
Curtis: YOU ARE A FREAK, LOOK AT THIS WATER, ITS AMAZING! **Change of tone to nice and calm** All you need to do floss is just jump in and then stand on this rock.
Cara: I can't do it.
Curtis: I'M GOING TO COME OVER THERE AND RIP YOU OFF THAT ROCK CARA - JUMP IN THE WATER.
Cara: **insert laughing** Curtis, I'll jump in the water if you sing the song from Annie and then the one from Sound of Music, you know the one about the female deer.
Curtis: Ok I'll do it but you have to promise you will get in the water?
Cara: If you sing those two songs I promise I'll jump in the water.
Curtis then sung the Annie song and it was during the part of the Sound of Music song - when Curtis was doing the hand motions for "SO - a needle sewing thread" that I jumped in the water and put us both out of our misery.
After sunning ourselves on some rocks Curtis was super keen to jump into the crystle clear waters of the Agean. Luckily in Istanbul Curtis bought us mariners (euro-trash looking shoes used on the rocks and pebble beaches across europe), and so looking the part we started to scale the rocks. Arriving on the edge of the rocks I started to freak out (thank you mum for scaring us as children about going in over our knees) about what exactly was in the water - sharks, swordfish, spiky things that kill you? At this stage Curtis had cannonballed the water scaring everything within a 3km radias, I was still clinging to a rock looking like an obese cat in a bikini wearing hidious pink mariners! This was how the conversation went;
Curtis: Get in the water!
Cara: I can't do it.
Curtis GET IN THE WATER CARA
Cara: Nope, I just can't.
Curtis: YOU ARE A FREAK, LOOK AT THIS WATER, ITS AMAZING! **Change of tone to nice and calm** All you need to do floss is just jump in and then stand on this rock.
Cara: I can't do it.
Curtis: I'M GOING TO COME OVER THERE AND RIP YOU OFF THAT ROCK CARA - JUMP IN THE WATER.
Cara: **insert laughing** Curtis, I'll jump in the water if you sing the song from Annie and then the one from Sound of Music, you know the one about the female deer.
Curtis: Ok I'll do it but you have to promise you will get in the water?
Cara: If you sing those two songs I promise I'll jump in the water.
Curtis then sung the Annie song and it was during the part of the Sound of Music song - when Curtis was doing the hand motions for "SO - a needle sewing thread" that I jumped in the water and put us both out of our misery.
thats awsome made me laugh out loud, just what i needed after today..... mumcha
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